Thursday, October 20, 2005

This just in: The Reader still sucks


You may have noticed that we haven't been posting much of late. Has the Reader somehow lost its suckitide? Hardly. It's just that, well, WE HATE THE READER. We hate reading it; we hate carrying it around; we hate the ink that rubs off on our tender skin -- no matter how hard we wash, we'll never again be really and truly clean.

Every time we site down to write a post for this little blog, in other words, we have to climb a vast wall of Reader-induced-disgust. And sometimes, well, we just don't feel like it. We'd rather put on our pretty little ribbons and go out for walkies. (See photo above.)

So we're taking a little break. At least for now. We'll be back for Rosenbaum's year-end movie wrapup. And for other special occasions.

In the meantime, re-enjoy some of your favorite posts! Or our favorites, anyway. Like for example:

Liz Armstrong, Girl Reporter

No Miner, No Miner

Nattering narm!

Some dude does a thing!

And when you've finished up with our archives, fill the empty void in your life with pictures of celebrities in stupid outfits and pictures of celebrities as stupid cats.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I understand, but I'll miss you. Miner's Miller/Miers column was one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever read, and now I've got no one to enjoy it with.

9:13 PM  
Blogger spacecog said...

Actually, Spiky may write something on that.

I started reading it -- Miner's column, that is -- but it made me ill and I had to stop.

9:20 PM  

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